bollywood good joke

Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo gubbare!
Baccha: Oye Gubbancho!:*
Gubbarewala: Abuse mat kar! >:/
Baccha: Ab use na karu toh kab use karu? :-D
Gubbarewala: Yaar tujhe Mukka maar dunga! Ja yahaan se! ~:-)
Baccha: Yaar mere nose pe maarna please! Fir mein dance karunga! :-D
Gubbarewala: Wo kyu? :-(
Baccha: Coz, Naak-Mukka ,Naak -Mukka , Naak-Mukka, Naak-Mukka. :-D
Gubbarewala: Aise dardnaak jokes na maara kar! Dard hota hai dil ko mere! :|
Baccha: "Dard dilo ke kamm ho jaate, mein aur tum gar Hum ho jaate" :-*
Gubbarewala: Hmmm!:| Mein seedha hu saale Jalebi bai ke bhutiye bacche!!:| Ab bhaag yahan se warna teri chaddi bina logon ke saamne 'XPOSE' kar dunga tujhe! :|