Star Plus Serials:
Episode 1:
larka aur larki pas se guzarte hain mgr notice nai kia..
Episode 50:
larka aur larki apas main takrate hain..
Episode 100:
larke aur larki ki frndshp ho jati hai..
Episode 200:
dono ko apas main pyar ho jata hai..
Episode 400:
larki married nikali...
Episode 500:
larke ki shadi ho chuki hai..
Episode 600:
larki ka husband mar jata hai..
Episode 700:
purana pyar phir se jagta hai..
Episode 800:
larki larke ki wife ko maarne ki try karti hai..
Episode 999:
Drama daikhne wala hi mar gya hai..
Hahahahaha...:-P:-

I kept ignoring her...
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she smiled,
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but I kept quiet.
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she began to speak,
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but I didn't listen.....
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I was not interested at that time
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and
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when she began to leave,
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I knew I needed her.
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I started running behind her,
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requesting..........
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"MA'AM
attendance"
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mam plz...plzz mam..

Pappu juice wale se:-
Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai..
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ek glass pine ke baad..
ek glass aur de ladai hone wali hai..
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Woh bhi pene ke baad...
ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai..
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Juice wala:- kab hogi ladai???
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Pappu:- Jab tu paise mangegaa!
:-D :-D

Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?”
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola
Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?”
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?”
Budhi Chillate Hue: “Pagal Buddhe, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol Rahi Hu“ :-D

Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?
Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,
"Dinner 7-12pm" :-D

Ek murga maalik ko window se baitha dekh raha tha...
Maalik bahut bimaar tha..
Maalik ki Wife uske bagal mein baithi aur kaha
"Aapko bahut tez bukhaar hai, main aapke liye chicken soup lati hoon"
Murge ke tote udd gye..
"Ghabra kar bola - behanji...ek baar crocin de karr bhi dekh lo"

Bahut afsos ho raha uai,
Unn ladke ladkion pe jo,
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Kambal or rajai mein chipkar,
Call, Message kia karte the,
Ab kro message, Garmi is back :-P :-P

In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks- . . .
British- I will sleep now. ..
American- I want to work on internet

German- I will watch movies now. ..
Chinese- I will listen to music now. . . . .
INDIAN- Aaj tera bhai Plane chalayega..! :-D :-D

For those girls who say that-
"mere piche to bhot se ladke pade
hai"
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They always should remember that-
"Low price always attract customers :-D :-D

Biwi ne Husband ko call
kiya:- Kaha ho tum ??
Husband:- Tumhe
wo Jwellery shop yaad hai
jahan tume ek diamond ka
set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne
paise
nahi the ki main wo tumhe
leke de sakun..
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Wife :- Haan yaad hai... Husband:- Phir
maine
tumse
kaha tha ki ek din main
tumhein wo
zaroor leke dunga valentine day par B|
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Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji,
mujhe
achche
se yaad hai.. :-D
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. . Husband:- Main uski baju
wali
shop me baal katwa raha hu
thoda late aunga.. :-D :-D :-D

Girl: "Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai, iska Naam Kya Hai?"
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Waiter: "Yeh to " piyush "Hai."
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Girl: "Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se Pareshan Kar Raha Hain."
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Waiter: "Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai."
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Girl: "Yahi To Pareshanii Hai."
Moral: Duniya Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti..

In Africa, A Black Boy To His Black
Girl-friend,
in a Dark Night Near Sea Asked in
very
Romantic Mood..
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Darling
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Where Are You.. ??

SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki
pathshala
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TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar
chala
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MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
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SCIENCE- Aa khusi se khudkushi
karle
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GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main
yaaro
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ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti
hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
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EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd
jati hai
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RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
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PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
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FAIL- Jag suna suna lage

Ek bar santa station pr train ka wait kr rha tha. Tvi ek ladka usse time
puchta h.
Ladka-- uncle tim kya h rha.h?
Santa-- sorryy
Ladka-- uncl time?
Santa-- sorry Ladka-- pr ku aap ni bta rhe h?
Santa-- isliye ki agr mai time bta diya to tm mjhse mra naam puchoge.
Fir bat badegi. Hm dono dost ban jaynge. Fir hm frank ho jayge. Fir kya
pata hm dono ek hi station pr jaye. Wha mri beti mjhe reciev krne
ayegi. Tm mri beti se dosti kr loge jo bahuut sundr h. Fir pyar kr loge. Fir
mjhe shadi krne k liye dabao daloge. Aur mai ye nhi chahta ki tm mre damad bano kuki tm bahut laparwah ho jiske hath me ek time btane
wali ghadi nhi h.
Wo mra damad nhi ban sakta.
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Ladka sock hokr behosh ho jata h.

Girls On Facebook - Fashion, Friends, Boys &
Attitude.
Girls in Real Life - Mummy aaj
Sunday hai aaj main pochha nahi lagaungi.
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Guys On Facebook - Girls , Beer & Ego.
Guys in Real Life - Mummy is Pajama ka nada
dhila ho gaya , naya laga do :-D :-D